Saturday, April 01, 2006

top 10 reasons to move back to Alabama

We have succumbed to the writer's standby, the top 10 list. We came up with these on our way to Tuscaloosa the other day, and we thought we'd share this with our faithful reader(s). Starting with #10 ...

10. Less traffic
9. No Georgia fans, big G's on cars, or ugly bulldog symbols that make me want to puke.
8. In the time that it currently takes us to get out of Atlanta, we can be halfway to one of our parent's houses.
7. Not being called a radical conservative because neither of us think that eliminating the military or making them hold bake sales would be a good idea.
6. Fewer yankees telling us our accents are "cute"
5. Wal-mart
4. Not having to explain what "Crimson Tide" means, or why "Big Al" is an elephant.
3. Week long Iron Bowl coverage
2. Milo's sweet tea and good southern cooking
1. Central time, the way God meant it to be

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

We'll be excited to welcome you back. In fact, we may even have Ellie Mae bake you a pie.

What's the good word? TO HELL WITH GEORGIA! (And I mean the state, not the University.)

wlh